Avocados now? Are You F#%CKING Serious?

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Farrkkkk Me.... this is getting beyond stupid.

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/doctors-are-calling-for-warning-labels-on-avocados-to-staunch-the-postbrunch-surge-of-injuries/

Donkeys now calling on "warning labels on avocados" due to "post-bruch surge" of people slicing themselves up on a.... Saturday.

When do we get warning labels for the warning labels? 

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1 hour ago, andy666 said:

haha, there will be seedless avos soon :D 

But the middle class house wives who have nothing better to do with their time but slice themselves up on avocados . . . are the same ones protesting vaccines and GMO.

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Maybe they need one of these

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to hold it place whilst extracting the fruit's flesh. Hmm better add

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just in case they did not read the instruction, vice needs to be bolted to bench before use.

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Just googled "Avocado Hand" - I laughed at their stupidity (Karma will get me...watch this space)

11 hours ago, andy666 said:

haha, there will be seedless avos soon :D 

 

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Avacodos piss me off. you have to buy them 3 weeks in advance and wait for them to ripen. Then you have 15 minutes to eat them between too hard and over ripe.

 

 

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On 5/12/2017 at 8:41 PM, .Joel said:

When do we get warning labels for the warning labels?

try the Simpson's from about 2005

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On 14/05/2017 at 6:51 AM, SoutherlyBuster said:

One or two avacados, chopped tomato, greek feta cheeze crumbled, squirt of lemon, dash of peper, lightly mix up and add to toast -- food for the Gods. 

One or Two Avocados (minus the finger and blood dressing) diced, one mango diced, 2-3 table spoons of sweet chilli........nice side salad. Mummy igeighty recipe.

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Our local grocer sells 5 for $5 in a heshian bag. They are organically grown too, and way smaller than the over pumped-chemical ones at Coles, etc. And no, I have never cut myself opening them. How dumb can one be?

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50 minutes ago, Northern Kites Australia said:

They are organically grown too, and way smaller than the over pumped-chemical ones at Coles, etc.

Um what? It's a fruit, not a weather balloon.

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2 hours ago, Kamikuza said:

Um what? It's a fruit, not a weather balloon.

Precisely my Jap amigo... the ones in the main supermarkets are over grown by chemicals. The ones I have are organic, much smaller, better value, and the seeds can be replanted. I have four minature trees growing already. You need to grow them in pairs, as they cross-pollinate and need a tree nearby for that to happen.

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On 5/19/2017 at 1:12 PM, Northern Kites Australia said:

I have four minature trees growing already. You need to grow them in pairs, as they cross-pollinate

Just curious. How do you know you haven't planted 4 males?

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plants are all ways male and female remember the birds and bees (there may be a couple of exceptions to this)

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On 21/05/2017 at 9:16 AM, Mfwetu said:

Just curious. How do you know you haven't planted 4 males?

I don't. The nursery bloke knows. How? Bugger me.

On 19/05/2017 at 6:52 PM, Kamikuza said:

How exactly do you "over grow by chemicals"...?

?!

GMFs of course.

https://www.sciencealert.com/here-s-what-fruits-and-vegetables-looked-like-before-we-domesticated-them

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Grows male and female ?

 

Genetically Modified Fruit of course, as opposed to Fukishima Fresh Fruit

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Oh you mean GMO. Which is, of course, everything that grows :D Where do the chemicals come into it?

And where is Fukishima? North of Woolagongdong?

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